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Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Armed with only this...
...i went on a killing rampage....
...to hunt this fat motherfucker and zap it to death, screaming "DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!!" at the top of my lungs.
Initially i saw it flying around in the bedroom, then he flew into the bathroom. i immediately got up and shut the bathroom, making it trapped. took me ages to zap it coz for a fat motherfucker, it can fly pretty fast. also took a few zaps to completely kill it.
Now that spring's here, it's lucky that my mom gave me that bug zapper racket thing so i can show all bugs who's boss and teach them not to fuck with me. Especially big fat australian flies. i have this theory that aussie flies are better fed than malaysian flies haha
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Speaking of 'fuck', i found this too cute...
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Also....
I can now officially declare that M&M are toilet-trained/house-broken whatever you wanna call it.
Usually, I lay out two pee pee pads on the floor for M&M to pee on when i'm not home. But they either hold their bladder or pee somewhere other than the pee pee pad which ends up in me having to mop the floor again (thank god for a steam mop!).
However, last night i layed out two pee pee pads on the spot that they usually pee on, and when i woke up this morning, lo and behold! a puddle of pee on EACH pee pee pad! they must have woken up in the middle of the night and went into the lounge area to pee and finally realized that pee pee pads are the right place to pee when no one was awake to open the sliding door to the garden.
So proud of my babies.
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Another cute clip.....
Milo, after his bath last week, having a blast chasing his tail.
Ignore the background noise. I had Foxtel on then.
4:05 PM